-/ "you mean these tomatoes ?"
- . "What the fuck . Why are you eating my tomatoes?"
-/ "see! that's why i was trying to wake you up ! to tell you the good news. I've been looking for some tomatoes of my own to eat for so long. This feels so good."
- . " but those are . my tomatoes "
-/ "you know what ? ... fuck you . You ain't never going to change. Why can't you ever just be happy for me ? I've finally found some tomatoes"
- . "but those are . MY tomatoes "
-/ "you selfish asshole ! fine, you want your tomatoes ? have them !! you fucking prick !! i'll be in my room masturbating . "
-/ storms the fuck off .
- . "but i don't understand ... those were my tomatoes ."
don't worry tomato dude . you're not crazy .
just another unsuspecting victim of ...
the Crazy Bitch Dialogues .